Accountant Pick up Lines
Pick-Up Lines to use on Accounting Chicks
You’ve got a lovely pair of W-2′s.
Please, baby, let me withhold you.
Lady, you make my pants file for an extension.
In my office, I.R.S. stands for I’m Really Sexy.
Let’s fill out a 1040 – you are a 10 and I’m a 40.
If I help you screw Uncle Sam, can I be next?
Technically, having sex with me is like a charitable gift.
You’re entitled to a $5,000 tax break on your municipal bond income… now let’s do it.
You’re the kind of girl I could take home to mother – which is good, since I still live with her.
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